Rehearsals continue, and Dawn decides that she can't let such a major event as a school play where all the main parts are played by BSC-Sues slip by without a little preachy obnoxiousness.

She decides to enact said preachy obnoxiousness in the form of Operation PC-ify Peter Pan. See, Dawn is upset because...no, I have to quote this. Nothing I write ( Read more... )

Today must totally be Laugh At Mallory Day. Seriously, right when I was about to write up the Mallory Is A Loser chapter, Tiff writes up a whole book of hilarious loserdom. Check it out, if you haven't already. It's awesome (but then, when isn't Tiff awesome?)

( I was supposed to go around measuring *BOYS*?! )

I have a very special treat for you tonight. I present to you, Lifestyles of the Stoneybrook Plastics, aka ANM's Ghostwriters Try To Be Cool.

Yep, Chapter 6 is from Cokie's point of view. I wonder why the ghosties chose "Cokie" as Marguerite Mason's nickname. Thanks to somebody on ClaudiasRoom, I will now always think of it as having something to do ( Read more... )

Well, it's time for the big people's auditions now, and this is where teh stoopid really kicks in.
( Of course Mr Cheney hadn't called my name. He'd already made up his mind about the role of Peter Pan. )

The shit extravaganza continues!

I'm sure everyone can guess what Chapter Two is about. I always used to skip the second chapter because I'd heard it all a million times before.

Chapter Two is done by Kristy, and opens with her saying "Keeping daily notes about anything is not my favourite activity" - since WHEN?!?! Whose idea was the fucking CLUB ( Read more... )

 I've been hanging out for this book to get snarked, and now that there is this awesome community where we can do it ourselves, I thought I'd have a go at snarking this shit extravaganza myself. Dunno if it'll be as good as some of the awesome snark out there, but this book pretty much snarks itself. Seriously, this book is like a compendium of ( Read more... )